Marge Posted on 20 Oct 16:00

Marge is the shop mom—every kitchen needs one. In addition to cracking the whip, she does all of the pickles, preserves, mustards and sauces. A former pastry chef and baker, she’s also the force behind the killer pasties that have been set loose on the shop. As long as you pronounce them pay-steez, you should be fine. In fact, you will be more than fine. Her recipes are larger than life and she doesn’t shy away from the unconventional. (Think bacon chocolate-chip cookies.)

If that weren’t enough, we know you’ll be impressed by her flair. She does some fancy work on the specials board. Yeah, she’s a bit of a marvel, but she’s our marvel—and judging by those pay-steez in your hand, she might be yours too.